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Comic Relief

16 May

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Today is a day that I am very tired and I’d prefer to be in my bed sleeping; however I am required to be present at my day career for another couple of hours so I thought I’d crack myself up about myself.

If you know me really well you know that I am terrified of reptiles (any type). So much so that I can’t stand to even look at them in print or on t.v. They just give me the creeps.

Well one day I was driving down the street on an absolutely beautiful day here in the ATL with the windows to my Yukon XL rolled down. I slow a little because I am approaching a red light and as I do something falls out of the tree that I’m under onto my windshield.

Can you possibly guess what it was?

I call them lizards others have called them salamanders either way they are reptiles. Needless to say, I stood ALL THE WAY UP on my brakes and as soon as I did that he ran to my side of the car and FELL into the open window.

Can you imagine my horror?

I just jumped out and forgot to put the truck in park so then it begins to roll a little bit. So I have to jump back in and put it in park. Keep in mind, I am in the middle of a 2 lane street and now traffic is blocked.

As I’m standing in the middle of the street, a nice gentleman comes to my rescue and asks what is wrong so I proceed to tell him. WHILE he gives me the “side eye”, the nice gentleman whose house I’m parked in front of walks up to hear my story. He tells me to pull into his drive so that I am not blocking the street. AFTER I give him the”ahh nahhh” look, the first kind gentleman jumps in my truck to get it out of the street.

So as they are searching my truck they finally found the sucker all the way back in my hatchback and aided his little nasty behind out WITHOUT causing him any harm.

Moral of the story?

Don’t ride down the street with your windows open because you just don’t know what type of visitor you’ll get.


True story: Hope that made you laugh today.


Have a fantabulous DAY!




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